The tattooed man and the bearded lady
Lost their jobs today.
They're building a fast food restaurant at Coney Island;
The lease is up today.

And who'll ever remember the wild man from Borneo?
Or the midget who stood so tall?
All they'll know is their Disneyland,
Canned music and shopping malls.

And what'll ever happen to the two-headed man,
Or his ape-like son?
The laughing lady ain't laughing no more
And the three-legged dog he'd better run.

'Cause the bulldozer's gonna’ crush your house;
You'd better pick-up your last pay,
They're building a fast food restaurant on Coney Island -
The lease is up today.